(Source: breidholt, via mocdartens)
"I’m really scared for my generation, you know. The thing that scares me most is Tumblr. I hate what Tumblr has become. Because it like, it reminds me of those clique-y girls in high school that used to make fun of everyone else and define what was cool, but in five years, when you all graduate, that shit doesn’t matter. No one gives a fuck about that shit. Instead of kids going out and making their own moments, they’re just taking these images and living vicariously through other people’s moments. It just kills me. Then you’ll meet them and they’re just the biggest turkey in the world. They don’t actually embody any of those things. They just emulate. It’s scary man, simulation life that we’re living. It scares me."
— Drake
(Source: p-funkk, via noahwhitford)
WHY DO I FIND THESE SO FUNNY.
HERE I GO AGAAAAIN ON MY OWNNNN! GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I’VE EVER KNOWN!
BRANDON! CAN I GET ONE MORE BEER OVER HERE, MAN? HIGH LIFE IF YOU’VE GOT IT. CHAMPAGNE OF BREWSKIS.
LIKE A DRIFTER I WAS BORN TO WALK ALOOOO-
YOUR NAME IS JAKE? SINCE WHEN? AND WHAT LAST CALL? YOU CAN’T CALL LAST CALL- IS THAT HOW YOU SAY THAT? “CALL LAST CALL”? THAT’S WEIRD. WHATEVER THOUGH, YOU CAN’T DO THAT WHEN I’M KILLING IT ON SOME KARAOKE!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T A KARAOKE BAR? THEN WHY HAVE I BEEN SINGING FOR 40 MINUTES? I WAS JUST GETTING TO THE HIGH NOTE, MAN! GIVE ME A BEER! AND WHERE DID YOU PUT MY TABLE? WHAT CITY IS THIS?
kurt is god and my boyfriend rolled up into one.
